1970
SENIOR WILLS
AS WRITTEN IN THE
CAMPUS CRIER - SENIOR EDITION
June 5, 1970

Being of brain washed mind, (like everyone else in this school) and polluted body (like everyone else in this world), I Teree Abernathy do hereby bequeath anything and everything to Nan Poppe and Connie Breen since they need something so badly, a new head with some nice thoughts to Marilyn Gibbs, a new mouth to Barbara Lockhart, a peace, love, and flower-power necklace for super hippie Nancy Carpenter, and 157 telephones for Jeff Kaut so he can talk to all his girlfriends at once, I give my right thumb to Linda Stull and the D.T. kid, and a Betty Crocker cookbook to Linda Philips. And to Debbie Collett, Linda Philips, Cathy Arena, Meg Boyett, Eileen Murray, Lynda Stull, Donna Trainer, Patti Mayfield, and Jean Parsch, all the good things in the world to the few good people. To Diane Bannan I will my transistor radio so she can rock out all the time by herself.

Being of effected mind and amorphous body, I, Janis Akers do hereby will the following: To the upcoming Senior Class, the stamina and determination of the the Class of 1970 to fight for senior privileges (i.e.. Senior lawn, isolated government classes, leaving first at rallies - with no underclassmen violations, no physical fitness tests in PE and above all, total respect from underclassmen). To all the people in Forensics, all my nerves (which are worn thin). To Glen Gertmeniana first instead of second place. And especially to Mrs. Burns, all my devotion to drama which she may sprinkle on her future students (and the administration) so she may have total cooperation. To Debbie France, my ability to walk down stairs without totally destroying my body. To Sally DeCamp all the money I wish I had so she may get herself out of debt. To Mr. Barnett, all my fingernails that were broken off from getting caught between the keys,. To Mr. Fillman, all the vegetables I left uneaten this year. And to all the underclassmen, my ability to be patient - I thought GRADUATION would never come, but it did.

Being of sound mind, I, Bob Alsworth will a long, happy life to Gary Johnson with Linda Porter. (BU) Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I, Carolyn Babb, being of weak mind and feeble body, do hereby bequeath my PE excuses to Barbara Edmunds, my headaches, colds, sprained ankles, twisted fingers, cracked bones and warped mind to Mrs. Buxton and progress reports to Mr. Fox. (Someday I'll show them to my Mom!)

I, Linda Ballet being of extraordinary mind and out of shape body, will the junior girls to Mrs. Buxton who should have had them anyway. To Patti Rogers I will my courage to go into room C-4 to handout the slips. To Joan Hader, I will my knack for getting into trouble with Mr. Fox. I will the upcoming Sophomores to the Juniors and Sophomores this year and hope that they have a better Twirp Week than the Class of '70 had.

Being abstract in both body and mind, I, Nancy Bartlett bequeath to Rikk the joys of being alive. To all my teachers I leave the memory of my presence. To Mr. Maben, I leave the dishes and the AgNO3; to Mrs. Buxton my asthma and one of my own; and to Mr. Collins I leave my note cards, joys and tears that I spent in Humanities! Also, my fable I also will to Mr. Collins next years Humanities class in hopes they get something accomplished. And last, but not least, to Doug Cahput, I give all my love and my English paper writing techniques.

I, Kevin Bailey being of drenched mind and worn out bod, hereby give the future students the right to put locks on their lockers as to prevent sudden anxieties.

Being of dumb mind and chubby body, I, Debbie Pitta leave to Kathy F. ('71) the other half of my bottle of hair strengthener, to Julie J. ('71) I leave all of my nominations. And especially to Jan Woodman, I leave my ability to ignore all the snakes at Cordova.

I, Becky Sanders of warped mind and sound body, I leave my history grade and Mr. Cramer to Dee Sollecito.

I, Danise Wilson, being of great ? mind and hardly any body, will the statement, "One small step for man and a giant leap for mankind" to Hereby my pet frog..

I, Vickie Barber, being Cordova's "Mighty Migit" do hereby bequeath to all those extremely tall people in the classes of '71 and '72 someone who's extremely short to remind them of me....(God forgive me!) Also, I leave to Debbie Grahlman one large cheeseburger, and hamburger. Good luck Debbie!

I, Cliff Beagle, being of depleted mind and ravaged body do will the following: To Mr. "Tricky Dick" Maben, a lab assistant with ten thumbs. To the valiant class of '71, my ability to build a winning float. And finally I will the Senior Area to our feathered friends of the Rec Center in hopes they will put it to good use.

I, Don Bell, being of fair mind and average body, will all unopened cans of whipping cream that Hogenmiller ripped off the class of "70" to the administration. I also will my good luck to the class of '71 (you know they need it). To next years Senior guys, I will a two-week '3-5' festival, (next years senior girls can lend a hand), and a chance to meet some of the girls from Ponderosa. That's all.

I, Steph Billigmeier, being of small mind and large body, do hereby will to Linda, a new audience to "dance" in front of, to Gary Benbow, a new song. To Bobby Scarborough and Jim Kitz, I will the ability to walk in front of next year's Senior trackettes. To Jim Ree, I will a new right arm and a roomful of good medals. I also will to Mr. Collins, a whole lot of sympathy for having Jim Bruce in 4th period government--I'll remember you, Bruce Hannah!

Being of unsound mind and crippled body, I, Darlene Briscoe, hereby will all the students of the future the honor and privilege to attend this school, to fail the courses especially selected for you, and to get all the revenge you can.

I, Nancy Brown, being of educational mind, I will leave my comic books to the library, my gymsuit to the flagpole and my sneakers to the Juniors.

Being of inchoate mind and decrepit body, I, Pam Bradshaw will to opprobrious and repugnant class of '70 all the senior privileges I've enjoyed all year, to the class of '72, I will the spirit shield, to Teri Helmer I will my Oscar Mayer Wiener whistle.

I, Mike Billington, being racked with pain from the ever fatal senoritis, do bequeath the following trivial items to the following trivial people: To Lyle Cheney, I leave one slightly used, slightly smelly arm sling.

Being of unstable mind and body, I, Linda Carberry, leave to the Senior class secretary of 1970-1971, all the headaches and late hours that accompany Homecoming, Graduation, Cut Day, and the Disneyland trip. In addition, I give her one large bottle of Exedrin and wish her lots of luck!

I, Terri Cavanaugh, of wasted mind and decrepit body, do hereby will my school spirit to my sister, my good attendance record to Jeannie Monical in hopes she will quit cutting her classes, to Patti Ragero I leave Patti Steele; to Diane White I leave Sandy Lingren for the rest of her life, and last but not least to Barbara Stewart I leave my friendship for the next 100 years.

I, Cynthia Cable, being of worn out mind and unsound body, do hereby will to the junior class, the privilege of having no senior lawn, no senior picnic, and no senior cut day. I will to my brother Bill and his friends, the sophomore girls and I will to next years Trackettes our lovable Coach Massey.

I, Jim Champa, being of wasted mind and decrepit body, do hereby will to the Cordova High School Athletic , "1" pair of "chained", "non-stealable" tape cutting scissors for removing tape from bum knees like mine!

I, Randy Chapman, being of Newtonain intellect and Herculean physique, leave my portion of the Senior Lawn to any of member of the Calss of '71 who will fight for it. I also leave Mr. Mathews to the city of Chicago for the purpose of riot control. I also leave this mediocre, but picturesque, campus to all those who may be so "fortunate" as to attend here in the future. It is with a fond farewell that I bid adieu to the prison of my youth.

Being of sound mind and body, I, Jim Cronin, do here by will to the underclassmen the secret all seniors learn upon graduation. On the diploma is written the words "Ha, ha you have just been suckered out of twelve years of your life. You never had to go to school.

Being of sound mind and body, I, Greg Cooper, leave to the Senior boys of 1971, the cologne and shaving cream in my locker in the year to come.

Being of well built bod, I Jerry Dahm, do hereby leave to Putska my 3 year old track shoes, to Phil Morris my 2 years back issues of Playboy and to whoever is left, I leave you all the cans at 5% and surrounding areas, the G-Wing Roof (the make-shift Senior Lawn) and my cans of whipped cream, and bags of water balloons to use in good health.

I, Jerry Elmore, being of corroded mind and not that really great of a bod, hereby will to the following: to Joe Landsdell a pair of gold gloves and a rule book on "How to Win Fights at Roller-skating Rinks". To Jim Zahnisen my title of "Best Loser" because he is, to Mr. Maben a model of VW with a horn that works, to Mr. Hogenmiller, the 12 blue slips which he has sent me through the year and finally to the class of '71 and '72, sweet memories of their last bonfire, senior lawn, and twirp week, and to Mrs. Smithson a 250 lb chicken and 2 gallons of testosterone.

I, Roy M. Edwards, being of sound mind and body (which has since gone bad on me) do leave my wishes that the underclassmen will make it through this hole in the ground (they call it a school) and graduate.

Being of sound mind and beautiful body, I Stephanie Ferguson, do hereby bequeath to Debbie Vodash the mirror in the girls' locker room, where she worships her image daily. To Michele Yepez, I leave Jeff Kaut and Larry Wolfe, whom she already adores. To Pat Lima, I leave an extra pair __________. To my sister I leave my electric rollers in hopes that she will curl her hair. And to Mrs. Ramsey I leave a full length fall.

I, Marlene Goins, being part of the Mighty Class of 1970 will to the underclassmen, this rinky-dink school. I will to the German-English teacher my paper on Faust and the 2 vocabulary books.

I, Randy Gaub, being of totally toned mind and body, do hereby will to Julie Jenner, Stan Sherer's football shoes. And I also will to Connie Breen the position of taking tickets at the door of next year's Senior Ball.

I, Leslie Gilas, being of not so sound body and dirty mind, am at this time trying to write my Senior Will. To Cathy Bush (a grad A senior to be) I leave 12 pints of Blackberry Brandy and the stomach to hold it. To all other Jr.'s I leave the power to at least rate 2nd in the Spirit Shield competition as Seniors next year.

Being of sound and ______________ body, I, Jon Gray, will my old _____________ cans to S.E.C.S., my vegetable garden o Mr. Fillman, my broken ski pole to Hair Reynolds, many wonderful experiences in skiing to Debbie Bolen, and last, but most important, many problems to the next Senior class.

I, Walter P. Gray III, being possessed of fertile mind and embodying most if not all the attributes of a brilliant scholar, do bequeath the whole and entirety of Cordova High School (at which place it was my misfortune to complete the final year of my secondary education), to my young brother Christopher, whose slovenly attributes are eminently suitable for an institution of this nature. While the possibility does exist that my sibling may not be present next year; should he be disposed to attend Cordova, my bequest will come in quite handy.

I, C. Michael T. Guelzow, being of sound mind and nice tanned body, hereby will my good looking legs, the great abilities to cheat, lie, and run the mile in P.E. to Garland Austin follow in my footsteps and you'll break minutes.

I, Pam Gustafson, being of no mind and decrepit body, do hereby will to Doug Scheier my green petti pants because he admired them so much, to Bob Wilcox, my faithful lab buddy, my massive chem intellect, to Mr. Beckman a can of Clairol hairspray and to the class of '71, I will the Spirit Shield cause that's the only way they'll get it...

Being of haggard body and effete mind, I, Joyce Hall, bequeath at least one hundred cans of Nutriment to Cindy Quattlebaum; to the Juniors, the Excedrin headaches we Seniors have had this year fighting for senior privileges and a Senior Lawn; and to the entire student body, success in trying to persuade the administration and Board of Education in having Twirp Week next year.

I, Rex Halverson, being of brainwashed mind, decrepit body, and rude tongue, I gratefully bequeath my office of Sr. Class President to some poor undeserving peasant. To my dear old friend Dr. Collins, I leave my very warmly cherished Humanities Papers and notes for his next "Best Selling" book. To the underclassmen, I leave a "will be forgotten" bonfire, Twirp Week, senior picnic, Sr. Lawn and all other nonexistent Senior Privileges. And of course to "my little brother's class" (1973), I of course will the very cherished Spirit Shield.

I, Debbie Hampton, being of not so good of mind after 3 years at Cordova, I will my torn French book to my sister Penny, and Penny to Mr. Austin. I also leave my longing to be free to all you lucky people who have to stay here.

I, Drucilla Harbert, being all sound, some mind, and over abundance of body; do hereby bequeath my name to all Debbie's, Sue's, and Kathy's. I will my ability to get along with administrators to my brother, Paul. To any girl who has gone with a guy for more than three weeks at a time, I will my ability to be fickle. I will my German classmates all of my old vocabulary lists in hopes that they will use them wisely.

Being of an amorphous body and dumb mind, I Renee Hill hereby do bequeath an to Mary (Barb) Adkins my husband and four kids; to Gina Liverette my ability to swim; a fixed cycle and jaw to Randy Critz; to Patti McDade a guaranteed lifetime supply of "sharp" pencils and algebra problems; to Dorry Barkdull all the certs on volleyball courts; and my ability to lose to Karen Warmdall. To Mrs. Libby, all the cliques and to upcoming seniors--the Senior Lawn and cut day.

Being of corrupt mind and warped bod, I, Teri Himer, will Diane Harp my ability to lose weight. to Chris Mika, the PE room cookie jar. To Pam Bradshaw, one hotdog. To Cathy McGee, the ability not to get caught cutting. To Gary Monk, to have some girl show him how little he really is. Good luck with Twirp Week.

I, Shannon Hood, being of scholarly mind and beautiful body, do hereby formulate my last will and testament. I leave to Robyn Riggs my talent for winding at the boys. To my successor at S.B. Secretary, Linda McBeath, I leave my power to charm a S.B. President. Patti Rogers is to receive my love for the Cordova Senior High School faculty, especially those of G-Wing. And to Nan Poppe I leave my ability to break all the rules and get away with it. The remainder of my possessions are to be divided equally between Marlene Everts, Marcella Deffke and Mary Benson so that they will be able to take care of the Class of '73! With this, I bid you a fond farewell. hail to the class of '70!

I, Pat Howe, being of frustrated mind and body, do hereby bequeath to the Class of '71, all of the class of 70's many so-called senior privileges. I also leave with Debi Grahlman the memories that I have of my wonderful senior year in hopes that she can make hers just as exciting as mine.

I, Kris Jensen, being of very little mind and excessive bod, do hereby bequeath to the Class of '71 the senior lawn, to Mr. Guerra and junior girls my brother Wayne, to anyone who'll take it, and Paul Gehrke my fantastic driving ability. Amen.

I, Elizabeth Jodry, being of totally depleted mind and utterly exhausted body, do hereby bequeath to the class of '73, Mr. Ismael; to Lorraine Drake, my unparalleled skill on the trampoline; to Mrs. Burns, triplets (a debate team and an extemporaneous speaker); and last, but not least, to Melinda, I give Cordova...and vice versa.

I, Nancy Kanik, being of sound body and mind do hereby bequeath my can of whipped cream to Michelle Barnes (she was to get it anyway), the Cordova lance and the joy being left out to Julie Oliver and Dianne Wright (Have fun!) and the ability to get an A in Spanish without doing any work to Joan hader, Angela Valuska, and Nina White.

I, Linda D. Oakley, Queen of the ignorant and Momma Oak of the spastic, being in a sound luminary megalomania state of mind and banal body, do hereby give, trade, sell or regurgitate my last will and testament from the last three years of macabre existence at the affected almighty CORDOVA SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL: to Bob W. -71- yes-men is right! To Robin R. -71- Hope the staff won't be wearing spike shoes next year. To Miss Tom L. -71- GROW UP! To Rodger H. -71- With luck you'll trip over your big mouth and kill yourself! To Glen G. -71- Your going to need to talk real "good" next year, so buy plenty of chap-stick. along with this message, I will self-destruct in 30 seconds so don't bother to come gunning for me! (ha ha)

I, Ruth Kowalski, being of simple mind and plain Jane body, do hereby will to Julie Jenner a summer vacation in Washington DC; to Diane White my earrings, to Michele Lopez my ability to refrain from cutting school and to Janel Finkleson 10 minutes of my silence in exchange for 10 minutes of her constant chatter.

Being of perfect mind and rock hard bod, I, Rick Krabbe, bequeath to the administration of this school, 20 cases of MACE and the entire Mather Air Force Base Boy Scout Troop to quell any further student uprisings during Twirp Week and other such occasions.

Being of masculine body and flipped out mind, I, Jim Krane, do hereby decree my last will and testament to Lynn Guess. I leave all the A's I received to Liz Fernandez, I leave my gym clothes to Vicki Given, I leave all my suspensions.

Being of outstanding mind and decrepit body, I, Mike Livingston, will my entire fortune of 17 bottlecaps, 2 empty Cracker Jack boxes and 1 yo-yo to Mrs. Burns, in hops she can find some use for them.

I, Candy Lawson, being of sound mind and perfect body, will my understanding and thoughtfulness to my sister Shelly in hopes she will use it to better herself and be generous to others with her willed thoughtfulness, I give to her.

I, Sandy Lindgren, being of slow mind and decrepit body, hereby will a can of Tuna and a water wiggle to Lina Philip, my ability to take a joke to Barbara Stewart, and my sun-streaked hair to Dian White. also, I will a new top to Mr. Savorn.

I, Bob Long, being of sound mind and motion leave to Joe LeFord my old dirty gym suit. Also, to Joe I leave my senior spirit so he can follow in my "honorable" footsteps. I also give my starting right defensive tackle position to Coach Dewey Guerra to do with as he pleases and to Mr. Cramer, all the hair I have left.

Being of sound mind and body, I pledge to everyone at Cordova next year all that wonderful cafeteria food. Us Seniors wouldn't be alive if it was for that delicious food. (Kathy Mayer)

I, Bruce McConnell being of unsound mind and body do hereby bequeath to Mr. Bullington all of my outstanding knowledge of wood working. To Tom Blandford who still has my gym shoes, I am leaving my great musical ability. To Mary and Gayle, I leave all my wasted time that was wasted waiting for you. To Mary Schiro I leave all my hatred and lost love in the world. To all the girls I know, I bequeath all of my sweetness, honesty, and love. To CHS I wish you all the luck you can get (good or bad).

I, Ken McDonald, being of immortal body and immoral mind, do hereby bequeath the class of '71 a gunny sack full of Administration promises and a "baggie" full of senior privileges. To the class of '72, I leave 2 more fun-filled years at Cordova High, which they most certainly deserve! To Jude in her future endeavors as mascot, I give a sure fire, patented Felix-the-Cat "bag of tricks" and especially to Pattie, I leave a miniature "1001 Games" assortment so that she may never lack ways and means of playing her little games.

Being of filthy mind only, I Joy McElwee will "Freddy" Hitchman a tube of mascara, a recording of one of our conversations, a cookie, and a trade of my sister for you brother, Jim!!! I also will the Sr. Lawn to Jim Champa.

Being of sound mind and body I, Debbie McMillin will my ability to always be on time to Diane and Lisa Hansen and Laurie Dunlap.

Being of crazy mind and weird body, I, Barbara McNeely, will to Dave Ringstrom any favor he ever asks for, to Debbie Bolen my ability to get through (skiing) season without a "peg leg", to Mr. Fillman I leave all my sleepless nights and sore, sore eyes hoping he will realize all the fun I had in his English course this year, and Mr. maben I leave my broken "innocent" squirt gun from Carnical Day, and lastly to Joan Hader I leave my ability to gossip, although she doesn't need it!!

I, Ruth Meintsma, being of stretched out body and worn-out mind, do wholeheartedly will to Julie Jenner, my big feet so she won't fall over when she grows taller, to Stephanie Hale my long legs so she'll look older for her Senior year, and Janet Finkelson, a new saying besides "we've been picked off", or "tad bit". Who my "Biggest Flirt" title goes to is undecided because there are so many Junior girls who deserve it.

Being of only spirit I, Bob Mellma hereby do will my senior prestige to my little tag-along brother. To doug Scheier my PE nose guard. Us it well!!!

I, Norma Miller, being in full control of my faculties, will to each and every future Senior Class, all the senior privileges and senior traditions that the Class of '70 fought for and didn't get, in hopes that they will be able to have those privileges without having to go to the Supreme Court to see if it's "constitutional".

Being of absent mind and depreciating body, I, Thora Moore, will Lyle Cheney and Sauve techniques of his older borthers, to Betci a paisley blouse, to all Mr. Bowles students the ability to pass what I failed--drivers training, to Mr. Fox, 120 students like me and to Jeanette D. all the guys at Cordova.

Being of sound mind and body, I, Dave Morgan, will my forethought and an issue of Motorcycle Buyer's Guide to my brother Russ and torque wrench for Dave Mart.

I, Rick Moyer, being of conceited mind and perfect body, will my good looks and Sandy Wyers to my brother Chucky.

I, Hyla Nishikida, being of sound mind and body, will all the knowledge I have gained during my 12 years of school to my parents; my school dresses to pat; my brains and books to Mike and Gary, and all my girlfriends to Tommy. To Candy and Ioshua, I will all the mangoes in Hawaii.

I, Wayne Onstad being of mind, body and soul, will my holey tennis shoes to Coach Rose, my tax problems to Mr. Fox, my unfinished maps to Mr. Yost. To the underclassmen, I will my school spirit.

Being of sound mind and corrupt body, I, Judy O'Donnell, will my great ability to Debbie voclash and Debbie Casada. I also will my great looking gym suit to Joanne, you can have my holy socks and shoes, too.

Being of sober mind and spirited thoughts, I, Diane Pendergraft, do hereby bequeath my best wishes to all the future students at good 'ole cordova. I feel confident that our seemingly wandering, yet unmistakably, united class of 1970, by beginning the decade of distinction, has left behind to you a challenge for greater knowledge and achievements than ever before. Stay out of trouble; get involved in life, living, and the pursuit of happiness; feed the ducks. Remember there is a Student Curriculum Advisory Committee and a church of your choice. God loves even those not a part of the grand class of 1970. I will Dr. collins the beer cans from the environmental conference. I will Mr. maben my D in Chem. and the long and glorious penning of his ways in his yearbook that was signed by my other classmates for its truth, and then stolen. I will the PE teachers the compassion to understand their girls. I will Mrs. Parkinson and Miss Favor a long and successful life. Blondes do have more fun. I will Mr. Fox my box of Shake-n-Bake chicken "Fried, not baked" and the ability to make friends. I will Mr. Goss the intelligence and confidence of continued rapping power. I leave the mashers with a broken heart and a broken _____. Remember he who so shall so shall he who.

I, Gary Reineck, Being of warped mind and flaccid body do hereby will the following: bob Nisbet, a teddy resembling Spooky, Harold Seley, a set of weights so he can work up to Patty's abilities, Bruce Silvey, all the Sophomore girls so he can find someone to go to the ball with and to Steph Hale, my little finger from my left hand so she can cherish it forever. (ha-ha-ha)

Being of what I consider one heck of a sound mind, I, Jim Reese, leave all prayers, hopes, condolences and sympathies to the classes of '71, '72 and those of '70 who decide to graduate. I ,Jim Reese, say Good Riddance.

I, Paul Records, being of sound mind and good voice, do hereby will my singing talents to the a few of this year's sophomore girls in choir to be used next year in view of the fact that there won't be very many boys in choir next year.

Being of bounced-out, fatigued body, I, Karen Rainey, will to Marcella Deffke and Becky Gates the patience and immaturity I DIDN'T have to make it a whole year with THEM?!!

I, Pat Sachs, being of sound yet somewhat flipped-out mind and carbo-bod, will to Jude Thompson my bull-legged fingers, to kathy Camp my Patricia Stevens' smile, to Jan Cowans my snowcoat and white sweater ('cause she already ripped 'em off) to the cool, farout, wierdos at the area - the ability to tolerate the Rah-rah's - to Annie and Barney my crusty gym socks (flake) to Connie.

I, Kathleen Sabel, being of whipper whoppled mind and glumuated bod do hereby bequeath my mutilated gymsuit to the Drama Department to be used as a costume, my 100% test to Greg Snider.

I, Satch Saunders, being of wasted mind and decrepit body, will the following: to Jerry Manuel the accuracy of my airball; to Steph Hale a box of Kelloggs corn Flakes so she'll grow a little; to Mr. Fillman the 1st place award to the "Teddy Burington" look alike and act alike contest, to Mr. Mathews. I leave a water balloon, to Rodger Hocking a 3" cork to do what he wants to do with it. To Becky Gates, I leave a round-trip ticket to Jesuit by taxi.

Being of distraught mind and strong body, I, Kathy Shiflet, will my covered Cowboy boots to Addle Upchurch to wear in good health, to Katie Adimitis, I will my superb driving skill with the truck; to Mary Ann Capillia I will my great riding ability to stick on my horse even over jumps.

I, Lisa Slotterbeck, being of sound mind and able body, bequeath to the Junior class the multitrillion Senior Privileges.

Being of sound body and messed-up mind, I, Sandra Loraine Solicetto, will all students and faculty my beloved, corrupted sister Chris. Good Luck and may God Bless.

Being of sound mind and questionable morals, I, Grant Smith will the water balloons that were removed from my locker during Twirp Week, to Mr. Mathews. The paper bag they came in, I give to Mr. Reeser, may he use it in good health.

Being of no mind and lots of body, I, Gloria Smith, leave the skill of Powder Puff to the junior girls in hopes that they will be able to make at least one touchdown. I also leave to Miss Matten all the footballs that can be found in the hands of the wrong people.

I, Cathie Stumpenhaus, being of unsound mind and unmentionable physical condition, do hereby will to my sister Cheryl my scholastic abilities of she can discover what they are. Also, to my sister's friends, I will Cheryl, and I feel sorry for them.

Being of scattered mind and delectable body, I, Linda Shettlesworth, will my red nose, gracefulness, freckles, money and bowling shoes to pat Lisle, my straight A's, cap and gown t Gayle Lowery. I also will my sick jokes to Mitch Frazer.

Being of ? mind, I, Claudia Sherman give to Don, all of my mind, soul, and most important love always. And may he make it through all the blood, sweat, and tears of all those bowling tournaments. And may the walls of Cordova High come tumbling down some day.

Being of brilliant mind and body, I, Kathleen Jane Sylvernale II, will security blanket to Robyn Riggs, Joyce to Bernie, my gossip to Steve Tevlin, my problems to Debbie H., and 2 months of Bob Wilcox to Mary Atkins.

I, Susan Taylor, being of sound mind (ha! ha!) I leave my beautiful long hair to cindy Lewis. And all of my old absence slips to my teachers past and present. Being of absent minded and skinny body I will my great skiing ability to Dave Ringstrom, and my wet Levis which I wore for skiing to Mr. Reynolds.

I, Chuck Talley, being of sound mind and Herculean body, will my pratice football shoes to Jim Henson, with hopes he can fill them. I also leave what is left of my mind and body to my dear Candy.

Being of sound mind, but big mouth, I, Steve Tevlin, will Joan Hader the only medal I won in cross-country so she can impress, what-his-name; and to Tory Mefford the award of "Honorary Sophomore" since he already won "Most Apathetically Junior"...

Being of sound mind, I, Dianne Wagner, will my old gym shoes and old golf ball, to Denna Wood and to Ladonna Hockman, I will the safe keeping of Marie Webster.

Being of rotten mind and decayed body, I, Kay Weston, hereby bequeath a book of Robert's Rules of order to each student council member, so that each member may actively participate in the discussions on "points of order", and my vocabulary book t all the poor souls who are going to take English 12.

I, Maureen White, being of wasted mind and body, do hereby will to Linda Stull, the rock out area and all the rocks she can find; to Mrs. Paskins, my baby booties I knitted in her class; to D.T. I will my ability to understand jokes and to patti Lima, I will one last dirty look.

Being of empty head I, Debi Willoughby, will my smile to Pat Sachs. I leave my golf club t Lisa Slotterbeck who can't see when she drives. To Mrs. Paskins, I will a pair of scissors. To Betty Cocks and Linda Parker, I will the Yosemite camping grounds.

Being of wasted mind and slightly fat body, I, Debbie Wildhaber, will to Julie Hydinger, a new mind and voice so she doesn't sing anymore wasted songs. To Ruth Turner and Cat Nelson, the ability to stay out of trouble. To Nancy Carpenter and Karen Huston, a new part of the river where a certain guy won't show up.

I, Gary Wilburn, being of Einsteinian mind and God-like body, will my swimming ability to Dave Kinghorn, my hat to Bob Wilcox, my sideburns to Mr. Mathews, my love life to colt Mefford and my vocabulary to motor mouth Diane Bannon.

I, Denise Wyman being of vapid mind and body do hereby will the new gymsuits for PE Assistants to Miss Matten. They will probably be here 3 weeks after school is out.

I, Darryl Lamont Zuber, will 1965 violet stringray bike to Mr. Barnett, I will my hair on my chin to Mr. Hogenmiller, the scar over my right eye to the nurse. I will the smoking area to the incoming senior class and the ducks. I will 500 tons of decomposed to Mr. Smiley Mathews. I will all of my 45's of the Archies singing, "Sugar Sugar" all of the officers of the class of 1972. I will Cordova High to Folsom Prison and all of the PE coaches except Mr. Guerra to the United States Marine Corps. I will John Tamblin a brand new set of seat belts for his Driver Trainer car. I will Mr. Yost good luck.